You can now get a full color version of The Cows Come Home at Redbubble! You can get it on magnets, t-shirts, coasters, all sorts of things!
Thing 1 and Thing 2 are chatting to each other.
Thing 1: We’ll stay out until the cows come home.
Thing 2 puts on a party hat and blows a party blower.
Thing 2: eeeee!
Thing 1: have you spent time with cows?
Thing 2 gently pokes Thing 1 on the face with the party blower.
Thing 2: Phweet!
Thing 1: I meant their 4pm milking.
Thing 2 looks stunned.