Thing 1: Are you listening?

a pause

Thing 2: with all my feeling

Thing 1: I like they
Thing 2: me too

Thing 1: If you could be anything what would you be?

Thing 2: Now

Thing 2: What would you be?

Thing 1: This

Thing 1: I had a sad (smiles)

Thing 1: but I lost it (sad face)

Thing 1: It might be scared

Thing 2: and lonely

Thing 1: I had a sad (smiles)

Thing 1: but I lost it (sad face)

Thing 2: Do you believe in me?

Thing 1: No

Thing 1: I have evidence

Thing 1: I used to have arms

Thing 1: but then I got better

Thing 2: I need a hug

Thing 1: Ok

Thing 1: I like toast

Thing 1: *belly glows*

Thing 1: It's like a hug for my belly

Things 1: Sometimes I worry about someone stealing my identity
Things 2: Do you have one?

A pause

Things 1: No