Things without arms and without legs - Things Without Arms and Without Legs

*Thing 1 wears sock on head; Thing 2 smiles; Boot laughs*

#16

Thing 1 & Thing 2: We have a sock.

Thing 1: Socks need something

Thing 2: Something we’re missing

*Boot appears; Things smile*

Thing 1: I HAVE NO SOCKS

a pause

a pause

sock appears

Thing 1: I like spoons

Thing 2: They taste happy!

a pause

Thing 1: And crunchy

Thing 1: Are you listening?

a pause

Thing 2: with all my feeling

Thing 1: I like they
Thing 2: me too

Thing 1: If you could be anything what would you be?

Thing 2: Now

Thing 2: What would you be?

Thing 1: This

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