Transcript: I'm not sure how well this joke renders non-visually, but here's an attempt! The Things are in complete darkness, you can only see their eyes and their eyes are white lines on black. Slowly Thing 1's eyes fill up with white, so it looks a bit more normal. Thing 2 still looks like an inverse drawing and is surprised. Eventually Thing 2's eyes flip black and white coloring and look a bit more normal. Thing 2: My eyes take a while to adjust to the light
Comic Transcript: Thing 2: I’m vulnerable Thing 1: Me too!
Comic Transcript  Thing 1: Are you okay?  Thing 2: Just a little overworked
The Things find uses for a sock

*Thing 1 wears sock on head; Thing 2 smiles; Boot laughs*
Animated gif, description of actions below. Cute head expanding explosions.
Animated gif, description of actions below. Cute head expanding explosions.
The things are right here, right now

Thing 1: If you could be anything what would you be?

Thing 2: Now

Thing 2: What would you be?

Thing 1: This
The things explore feelings like anger

Thing 2: I'm angry all the time

Thing 1: really?

Thing 2: no

Thing 2: I just like how the words sound
comic starring the two things, transcript below

Things 1: Sometimes I worry about someone stealing my identity
Things 2: Do you have one?

A pause

Things 1: No
Thing 1: Sometimes I don't have words, only pictures. Thing 2: *astonished puff of air* Thing 1: You wouldn't understand. Thing 2: *sad puff of air*

Thing 1: Sometimes I don't have words, only pictures.
Thing 2: *astonished puff of air*

Thing 1: You wouldn't understand.
Thing 2: *sad puff of air*
Today we stared at the sun until we went blind. It was a good day.