To read what they were responding to head over to Uncanny Magazine and read Seanan McGuire's Ye Highlands, Ye Lowlands and Kat Howard's The Sound of Salt and Sea.
Thing 1: What would you say if the dead came visiting?
Thing 2: Hello?
Thing 2 gets blasted by a cloud of noise and sTUFF. Thing 2 looks ragged and blasted by the experience for the rest of the comic.
Thing 1: I think hello might be different for a ghost
Thing 2 (very small letters): I guess it would be polite to say goodbye now
Thing 1: ... maybe very quietly
Thing 2: in our minds
Thing 1: in our minds very quietly
The Things look up, a little nervously.