Bunson Hoppydew does not like being a table.
Thing 1 and 2 have letter shaped bulges in their necks.
Thing 1: Oh no!
Thing 2: We can't not read them now we've eaten them
Thing 1: We could sing songs to drown out the words
Bunson: But then Boot won't get their letter!
Thing 2 grabs a pencil with their mouth and rests a clipboard with paper on Bunson's head
Thing 2: we mfff wrrwrff tthem