I was originally thinking of calling this comic The Worst, but I've already used that several times! https://www.thingswithout.com/?s=the+worst . Oh dear, something of a pattern! :D

Sometimes what I need is sleep, sometimes its food or water, sometimes it’s ADHD medication, sometimes caffeine, sometimes exercise and sometimes a bit of perspective.

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The Worst Comic Transcript

Thing 1 and 2 are having a conversation

Thing 1: Everything is terrible, I’m the worst. I have no abilities

Thing 2: How much did you sleep last night?

Thing 1: Hmmmmm

Thing 1’s head flips backwards, their mouth open, their eyes closed. Thing 2 smiles.

Thing 1: zzzzzz

Thing 1: Maybe I’m not so bad after all!